Friday, September 10, 2010

I'm Too Fond Of My Fur



"Are you bald"the t.v asked me "yes i'm talking to you"the lady in the ad continued. I felt the top of my head I was growing a bald spot myself! "Well don't fear the new super-duper amazing wonderful brilliant hair grower is here and coming to the rescue" she added. Order your super-duper amazing wonderful brilliant hair grower now ring 0800 GROW HAIR. I dialed the number on the screen immediately "Hello would you like to buy a super-duper amazing wonderful brilliant hair grower" the receiver asked me "yes, please send one super-duper amazing wonderful brilliant hair gro......." I said but got cut off. I sat down and watched my shoe and then the phone rang. "Stilton speaking,Geronimo Stilton" I said "Help me get me my diary and bring it to Gnourma quickly..yeti...danger!"the phone said then hung up. I could recognise that voice from any wear was Professer Von Volt. He was a very talented scientist. I slammed the door shut then called a taxi. "Gnourma please" I said. He dropped me off at Gnrma I ran up the big mountain. When something grabbed me by the tail it took me into a cave. In the cave i saw Professor Von Volt he was caring for a small yeti. "Pass me my diary" he scowled. He read then got back to work he told me that these were the last yetis in existence and all the other yetis died because of rare disorders my diary keeps the formula to the medicine. I waved to my friend then went back home for some rest.

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