Four Mice Deep in the Jungle

I told the psychiatrist everything he wanted to now. "Vell, vhis vis all up to vou" He spoke in a funny accent. "What do you mean it is all up to me?" I shouted. " Vou must vace vour vears" He saiid in the same tone. I was about to argue when i remembered i was paying on a hourly rate. The next day Thea rang she rang to ask why i missed work I told her about my fears. A hour later i was ta napped by my own family. They took me into the airport. I'm afraid of crowds. Trap ran towards the luggage carts and before you could say mozzarella he grabbed one. Trap picked me up on it and ran at high speed. "STOP!!!" I cried. I'm afraid of crashing. He stopped near a counter. He left me alone and dizzy on the cart. A very attractive rodent wearing a cargo themed outfit walked up to me. She asked for my autograph. "Go into that jeep!" She snapped. I replied "why?". Because you signed it she replied. She unfolded the piece of paper it read : If you sign this contract you must do whatever Ms. Posionfur says otherwise you must pay her $100000 dollars. For one week Ms. Posionfur helped me conquer all of my fears. I was finally cured. I rung up my psychiatrist and told him i was cured except that i was still afraid of cats!

Inspector Jacques

The ranch slider slid across. Footsteps went into my house. Someone was on MY terrier-tory. I quickly ran inside and let out a big jack yap! I immediately attacked the dog. Then i heard Aunty Tidge come into the room. "Jack stop attacking Inspector Cook's dog" she yelled at me. I whined. I didn't now that it was him i thought. So that's who Inspector Cook is I thought Sarge has been talking on the phone to him early this morning. I then remembered my junior Jack went to the library to meet Fat Molly. I sprinted to the library and found Preacher tied up to the fence. Soon the librarian tied me up too! It wasn't long until Inspector Cook popped up. He rescued us he gave preacher some salami. But he just tugged my collar. We walked back to my terrier-tory. Inspector Jacques (the dog) told me that a painting had been stolen by the painter. The Painter is a very well-known art thief. Who has recently stole a painting called the Painter's Pup. She pours paint in her hideout and no-one has caught her. She has been located in Doggeroo Jacques went on. "What is a painter is it the same as the decorator at uptown house" Preacher asked " YES!" Jacques and I said together. We led Inspector Cook to uptown house where he arrested the painter.

Surf's Up Geronimo

I walked pass the Mouse of Travel "I need a break off work" I thought. Right then someone slapped me on the back "looking for little vacation,eh,Geronimo" The person who slapped me said. I know who slapped me on the back, the owner of "Cheap Junk For Less", an obnoixus, annoying person, and also known as my cousin Trap. "Just looking" I maturely said then headed to work. He grabbed me "come I know a brilliant travel agency" he said. We stopped outside a building with a sign on it that said " Trust Me, You'll Like It travel agency". We walked inside "you must be Gerattimo" he said before i could answer Trap said, "yup, that's him". Before I knew I was at a so called resort at Tuffa Tuffa Island. It was infested with cockrachs, everyone thought I was crazy, a kid named Bratfur was trying to make my life mioseravle and I was paying heaps of money for this VACATION THAT ISN'T REALLY A VACATION!!!!!!!! I checked out caught a taxi "take me to the Trust Me, You'll Like It travel agency" I shouted. I arrived the was a sticker on the window it read "gone on vacation be back in a week". I walked over to Trap's shop "gone on vacayion beback in a week and when i say vacation i don't mean a vacation like my stupid cousin went on."

I'm Too Fond Of My Fur

"Are you bald"the t.v asked me "yes i'm talking to you"the lady in the ad continued. I felt the top of my head I was growing a bald spot myself! "Well don't fear the new super-duper amazing wonderful brilliant hair grower is here and coming to the rescue" she added. Order your super-duper amazing wonderful brilliant hair grower now ring 0800 GROW HAIR. I dialed the number on the screen immediately "Hello would you like to buy a super-duper amazing wonderful brilliant hair grower" the receiver asked me "yes, please send one super-duper amazing wonderful brilliant hair gro......." I said but got cut off. I sat down and watched my shoe and then the phone rang. "Stilton speaking,Geronimo Stilton" I said "Help me get me my diary and bring it to Gnourma quickly..yeti...danger!"the phone said then hung up. I could recognise that voice from any wear was Professer Von Volt. He was a very talented scientist. I slammed the door shut then called a taxi. "Gnourma please" I said. He dropped me off at Gnrma I ran up the big mountain. When something grabbed me by the tail it took me into a cave. In the cave i saw Professor Von Volt he was caring for a small yeti. "Pass me my diary" he scowled. He read then got back to work he told me that these were the last yetis in existence and all the other yetis died because of rare disorders my diary keeps the formula to the medicine. I waved to my friend then went back home for some rest.

Paw's Off Cheddarface

It all started off when i was walking along the street and then an old lady told my that i had some nerve to go back here again. But I had no idea what she was talking about. So i walked down to the subway station where i meet Rodrick my old chum from school. "Some friend you are" he told me. Again I had no idea what he was talking about. This crazy morning got even crazier when i saw a sign that read: Geronimo Stilton in the arena tonight only $2.00 for your ticket. Me and Thea met each other at The Rodent's Gazette I told her the whole story she told me to go the concert and find the impostor I got there right on time, 6 o'clock sharp. After the amazing performance i went backstage to find myself it was hard to find my dressing room it was miles away, o.k probably only five minutes by it seemed like for ever. In my dressing room i wasn't back yet so i found a wallet! I picked it up the other me opened the door he ran away when he saw me. I read the I.D in the wallet it belonged to Sydney Starfur the actor he looks exactly like me then i saw a letter in the wallet. It read: Sydney Starfur you look very much like Geronimo Stilton so I would like you to ruin his LIFE! Yours Sincerely Sally Ratmousen. Hmmmm what could i do i thought i quickly chased Sydney and payed him to stop he kindly agreed.

Shredder

This book is about about a a gerbil how likes to shred newspapers to make his nest and some litter. One day Mr. Blabber, The new Head Teacher came into the class And complained about Shredder he called him smelly ugly and rather repulsive. But Dino stood up to Mr.Blabber and told him that gerbils aren't smelly they're rather cute and not at all repulsive.Mr Blabber got angry so he went out side to the school garden and made giant holes until he started sweating. "Good job Dino" Mrs Milka, The class teacher said. At lunchtime Mrs Milka told Dino to go ad put the class Sea trip money to Mr. Blabber instead he played with Shredder He stroked him then he ran away int0 the tissue box where the sea trip money was. After lunch Mrs Milka asked what happened about Shredder and Dino told her shew was mad Shredder started shredding the money Mrs Milka told Dino to take the money to office and he found Shredder and shredded money the bank replaced the money kindly.

The Adventures Of Super Diaper Baby

This book is about a hero who is a baby. He was not born from a super hero. He was born from a person. A doctor was going to spank the baby, but he accidentally slipped out of the doctors hand, then he fell out of a window, and dropped into a glass of super hero juice that came from a man called Deputy Doo Doo. Then the baby became a hero. The juice came from another hero named Captain Underpants. I really enjoyed this book because it has funny stuff like the flip-o-ramas. Maybe you would like it. My other reason is that I like the character evil dog because he is a dog. The humans name is Deputy Doo Doo. He is a another funny character. My last reason is that the baby gets along with a dog that belongs to Deputy Doo Doo. This book is by the same writers as Captain Underpants and like all of the Captain Underpants series this book is also hilarious.I recommend this book to all ages because it is funny especially the characters. If you like super heroes you should read this book.