Four Mice Deep in the Jungle

I told the psychiatrist everything he wanted to now. "Vell, vhis vis all up to vou" He spoke in a funny accent. "What do you mean it is all up to me?" I shouted. " Vou must vace vour vears" He saiid in the same tone. I was about to argue when i remembered i was paying on a hourly rate. The next day Thea rang she rang to ask why i missed work I told her about my fears. A hour later i was ta napped by my own family. They took me into the airport. I'm afraid of crowds. Trap ran towards the luggage carts and before you could say mozzarella he grabbed one. Trap picked me up on it and ran at high speed. "STOP!!!" I cried. I'm afraid of crashing. He stopped near a counter. He left me alone and dizzy on the cart. A very attractive rodent wearing a cargo themed outfit walked up to me. She asked for my autograph. "Go into that jeep!" She snapped. I replied "why?". Because you signed it she replied. She unfolded the piece of paper it read : If you sign this contract you must do whatever Ms. Posionfur says otherwise you must pay her $100000 dollars. For one week Ms. Posionfur helped me conquer all of my fears. I was finally cured. I rung up my psychiatrist and told him i was cured except that i was still afraid of cats!

Inspector Jacques

The ranch slider slid across. Footsteps went into my house. Someone was on MY terrier-tory. I quickly ran inside and let out a big jack yap! I immediately attacked the dog. Then i heard Aunty Tidge come into the room. "Jack stop attacking Inspector Cook's dog" she yelled at me. I whined. I didn't now that it was him i thought. So that's who Inspector Cook is I thought Sarge has been talking on the phone to him early this morning. I then remembered my junior Jack went to the library to meet Fat Molly. I sprinted to the library and found Preacher tied up to the fence. Soon the librarian tied me up too! It wasn't long until Inspector Cook popped up. He rescued us he gave preacher some salami. But he just tugged my collar. We walked back to my terrier-tory. Inspector Jacques (the dog) told me that a painting had been stolen by the painter. The Painter is a very well-known art thief. Who has recently stole a painting called the Painter's Pup. She pours paint in her hideout and no-one has caught her. She has been located in Doggeroo Jacques went on. "What is a painter is it the same as the decorator at uptown house" Preacher asked " YES!" Jacques and I said together. We led Inspector Cook to uptown house where he arrested the painter.

Surf's Up Geronimo

I walked pass the Mouse of Travel "I need a break off work" I thought. Right then someone slapped me on the back "looking for little vacation,eh,Geronimo" The person who slapped me said. I know who slapped me on the back, the owner of "Cheap Junk For Less", an obnoixus, annoying person, and also known as my cousin Trap. "Just looking" I maturely said then headed to work. He grabbed me "come I know a brilliant travel agency" he said. We stopped outside a building with a sign on it that said " Trust Me, You'll Like It travel agency". We walked inside "you must be Gerattimo" he said before i could answer Trap said, "yup, that's him". Before I knew I was at a so called resort at Tuffa Tuffa Island. It was infested with cockrachs, everyone thought I was crazy, a kid named Bratfur was trying to make my life mioseravle and I was paying heaps of money for this VACATION THAT ISN'T REALLY A VACATION!!!!!!!! I checked out caught a taxi "take me to the Trust Me, You'll Like It travel agency" I shouted. I arrived the was a sticker on the window it read "gone on vacation be back in a week". I walked over to Trap's shop "gone on vacayion beback in a week and when i say vacation i don't mean a vacation like my stupid cousin went on."

I'm Too Fond Of My Fur

"Are you bald"the t.v asked me "yes i'm talking to you"the lady in the ad continued. I felt the top of my head I was growing a bald spot myself! "Well don't fear the new super-duper amazing wonderful brilliant hair grower is here and coming to the rescue" she added. Order your super-duper amazing wonderful brilliant hair grower now ring 0800 GROW HAIR. I dialed the number on the screen immediately "Hello would you like to buy a super-duper amazing wonderful brilliant hair grower" the receiver asked me "yes, please send one super-duper amazing wonderful brilliant hair gro......." I said but got cut off. I sat down and watched my shoe and then the phone rang. "Stilton speaking,Geronimo Stilton" I said "Help me get me my diary and bring it to Gnourma quickly..yeti...danger!"the phone said then hung up. I could recognise that voice from any wear was Professer Von Volt. He was a very talented scientist. I slammed the door shut then called a taxi. "Gnourma please" I said. He dropped me off at Gnrma I ran up the big mountain. When something grabbed me by the tail it took me into a cave. In the cave i saw Professor Von Volt he was caring for a small yeti. "Pass me my diary" he scowled. He read then got back to work he told me that these were the last yetis in existence and all the other yetis died because of rare disorders my diary keeps the formula to the medicine. I waved to my friend then went back home for some rest.

Paw's Off Cheddarface

It all started off when i was walking along the street and then an old lady told my that i had some nerve to go back here again. But I had no idea what she was talking about. So i walked down to the subway station where i meet Rodrick my old chum from school. "Some friend you are" he told me. Again I had no idea what he was talking about. This crazy morning got even crazier when i saw a sign that read: Geronimo Stilton in the arena tonight only $2.00 for your ticket. Me and Thea met each other at The Rodent's Gazette I told her the whole story she told me to go the concert and find the impostor I got there right on time, 6 o'clock sharp. After the amazing performance i went backstage to find myself it was hard to find my dressing room it was miles away, o.k probably only five minutes by it seemed like for ever. In my dressing room i wasn't back yet so i found a wallet! I picked it up the other me opened the door he ran away when he saw me. I read the I.D in the wallet it belonged to Sydney Starfur the actor he looks exactly like me then i saw a letter in the wallet. It read: Sydney Starfur you look very much like Geronimo Stilton so I would like you to ruin his LIFE! Yours Sincerely Sally Ratmousen. Hmmmm what could i do i thought i quickly chased Sydney and payed him to stop he kindly agreed.

Shredder

This book is about about a a gerbil how likes to shred newspapers to make his nest and some litter. One day Mr. Blabber, The new Head Teacher came into the class And complained about Shredder he called him smelly ugly and rather repulsive. But Dino stood up to Mr.Blabber and told him that gerbils aren't smelly they're rather cute and not at all repulsive.Mr Blabber got angry so he went out side to the school garden and made giant holes until he started sweating. "Good job Dino" Mrs Milka, The class teacher said. At lunchtime Mrs Milka told Dino to go ad put the class Sea trip money to Mr. Blabber instead he played with Shredder He stroked him then he ran away int0 the tissue box where the sea trip money was. After lunch Mrs Milka asked what happened about Shredder and Dino told her shew was mad Shredder started shredding the money Mrs Milka told Dino to take the money to office and he found Shredder and shredded money the bank replaced the money kindly.

The Adventures Of Super Diaper Baby

This book is about a hero who is a baby. He was not born from a super hero. He was born from a person. A doctor was going to spank the baby, but he accidentally slipped out of the doctors hand, then he fell out of a window, and dropped into a glass of super hero juice that came from a man called Deputy Doo Doo. Then the baby became a hero. The juice came from another hero named Captain Underpants. I really enjoyed this book because it has funny stuff like the flip-o-ramas. Maybe you would like it. My other reason is that I like the character evil dog because he is a dog. The humans name is Deputy Doo Doo. He is a another funny character. My last reason is that the baby gets along with a dog that belongs to Deputy Doo Doo. This book is by the same writers as Captain Underpants and like all of the Captain Underpants series this book is also hilarious.I recommend this book to all ages because it is funny especially the characters. If you like super heroes you should read this book.

The Blue Stealer

Arf, arf, arf the Doggeroo dogs where talking about this new scent they've picked up "it's coming from the station" Preacher, my junior Jack, said. "then to the station we shall go" I yell. The scent is stronger now we're at the station "let's find where this scent is coming from" Foxie said. "Over here, pops" Preacher barked. "good work little one" I respond.I sniff then sniff again then I yell over the fence"is anyone home" "what do you want" a voice mutters. "Nothing just to meet you" I politely greet. "I'm busy!" The voice said. "I smell something familiar, very familiar" Foxie said. Back in Foxie's back yard there is a fuss caused by drama queen Foxie "where's my boot" she cried. I smelt a new smell again it wasn't any thing like the last one it smelt like burning rubber and it was with Walter Barkley and Weasy the Pug aboard his bicycle. Weasy told everyone about the robbery "who ever robbed you robbed me" Foxie complained. "It was a new scent though that had robbed us" Weasy added to his speech "let's check out the new house that we detected with a new scent"Preacher said. "Hello" I barked over the fence there was no reply we dived over the fence we found millions of stolen things so we let out a huge howl and everyone in town came including the owner of the house. He got put behind bars same with his dog.

Stink and the Incredibile Awesome Super Galatic Jawbreaker

This book is about Stink Moody and when he got a free $10 voucher for Sweet 'n' Sour because he won the Elementary spelling bee. He was looking for what to get when a giant sign stopped him in his tracks. It was no ordinary sign it was a sign for the new Incredible Awesome Super Galactic Jawbreaker. It was only $5 he could get two but his bossy sister Judy Moody wanted a chocolate bar which was also $5 so he only got one. Stink chewed it all day long and chewed it all night. But one day it was gone he ate it he was angry he was furious. He sent a letter to the company about how there jawbreaker didn't break his jaw. They sent back a whole box of free jawbreakers he was writing more letters and getting more free stuff. This is the life he tried talking to Webster about but he just ignored him. Stink was enjoying himself when he saw a piece of paper not any piece of paper an invitation to Websters birthday. That's why he's mad Stink thought. The next day Stink came to school with a candy-gram for Webster like a tele-gram but better. Webster was so happy with Stink he gave him a hug. Stink told him how many jawbreakers there where. Webster was shocked "five hu-hu-hu-hundr-dr-dred," Webster said

The Ham Heist

"The Ham Heist" is about when Sarge and Tidge get married they have a huge celebration. Preacher Jacks junior Jack Russell was scared that dog-bogarts (kids that don't like dogs and be mean to them) were out to get him. When Jill Russell heard about what his son had been scared about Jill organised a case to solve. Preacher didn't know about the case but Jack did. Bark, bark, bark all the dogs were barking at a truck not just any truck the butchers truck it was delivering a big ham to Tidge for the feast. Dogs tried to push the butcher over as if food touches the floor it would be automatically for dogs. Tidge put the big ham in the pantry. Mmmmmmmm the delicious smell was so yum but all of a sudden it was gone Tidge opened the pantry it was gone. At the wedding Tidge ordered a new ham while Preacher left the ceremony looking for the heisted ham he sniff sniffed walked closer and closer to the shed he found ham with a lid over so there was only a small whiff of ham coming out who had done it though it was Jill but to Preacher it was still a mystery.

Stink Solar System Superhero

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What happens in "Stink Solar System Superhero" is Stink comes home and has to study for his astronomy test. Judy his big sister help him to remember the planets with the method of saying " My Very Excellent Mother Just Served Us Nine Pizzas". Stink asks her what it means and she says " every first letter of that sentence has a planet's first letter see Mercury Venus earth Mars Jupiter Saturn Uranus Neptune Pluto" Judy told Stink. ' I get it now' Stink said. Stink came home in a mood not a good mood a bad mood he had failed his test and got a big fat F. He growled at Judy she was sorry she asked what he got wrong. " Pluto" Stink said " what about it did you forgot to put it in" Judy asked "no it doesn't exist" Stink said angrily "yes it does" Judy said "not any more" does so""does not". Stink was most angry as Riley had gotten a A+ he went to school the next day and Rotten Riley was showing off her shirt which said" I went to space camp"Stink was now furious. They decided that they would vote for if Pluto was in the Solar system or not. Stink's team did a play about how Pluto should still be a planet. Rotten Riley made a song about Pluto being so small but Stink won and now he is Stink Solar System Superhero

Geronimo Stilton, Secret Agent

Geronimo woke up in the morning and made cheese on toast for breakfast then headed off to work. Someone was following him all the way to work and all the way home. Once he got home again he wanted to know who was following him he was wearing a trench coat ad black sunglasses and he looked rather familiar. So he shouted outside "who are you and what do you want from me!" the man walked up the steps "don't you remember me" he said Geronimo thinked then thinked some more. Holey cheese crackers could it be it was Kornelius his old chum from kindergarten. "Kornelius?"Geronimo asked "Yes, it is me come with me to my estate" Kornelius said "Sure what could be wrong with that?" Geronimo replied. At the estate Kornelius told Geronimo that he was a spy accompanied by his sister Veronica and that he was in grave danger. "I'll be fine no need to follow me around" Geronimo said "please don't"he added. Geronimo went to work the next day and found a letter flying out the window. Holey Swiss I'll need that letter he quickly called Petunia a weather friend to check wind directions he made a map of where the letter had gone but he found it on a kite stuck in a tree he climbed the tree but he fell when he came down a got knocked out. Geronimo woke up and he was in the office how could it be then he saw Kornelius and Veronica winking at him. My review of this book is that it is good for all ages is funny and if you read Geronimo Stilton books then this is a good book in his series.

Stink And The Super Stinky Sneaker Contest

Stink was walking into the bus Stink was on the bus and now the bus was moving. Stink was going to the all-time stinky museum he couldn't believe it he was amazed at what he saw there he smelled popcorn shoes diapers he couldn't believe hes smell senses. One word s-m-e-l-l-t-a-s-t-i-c it was the most amazing day of his life it was it was smelltastic. At lunch his teacher Ms. Fruitloop gave out pamphlets about the super stinky sneaker contest. Stink thought about his sneaker the all-time stinky smell monsters would win. Stink decided to enter the competition with smell monsters he never ever washed them. Two days before the contest Judy stole the smell monsters and poisoned them with with the evil dreaded air freshener. "Who did this" Stink whined holding up the smell monsters "i did" said Judy "those sneakers need it they smelled vile""but...but..but.. I was entering them in a competition you ruined my perfect 1st prize" blubbered Stink "sorry" replied a quiet squeaky mouse voice. Sophie rung Stink that night they knew Sophie would win Stink still tried to get the smell monsters stinky but it was no use. On the day of the Super Stinky Sneaker Contest Stink tagged along he was called to a smelltastic judge (because one didn't show up) he smelled Sophie's and hers won!

Judy Moody Predicts The Future

Judy was chomping down her cereal she wanted to get the mystery prize at the bottom of the box. At last she found the mystery prize it was a ring, not just any ring but a mood ring. She then put it on and put her thumb on top of it. It turned black Judy didn't even need to check what black meant she already knew. Black meant in a bad mood (angry) now all she needed to do was find out why she was in a bad mood.

She went to Stink's room she wasn't in a bad mood. She talked to Mum and Dad no still happy. So she decided to try and be a fortune teller. She try to tell fortune she called herself Madame Moody M for short. She got some predictions right and some wrong. She predicted that Rocky, Frank and Jessica would have baloney sandwiches. But she also tried to predict that a mouse would come out of the hole in the corner but it didn't. It was time Made M was going to make her biggest prediction ever she predicted that Mr Todd was in love with the crayon lady that came to school the other day and she was right!

Judy Moody Saves The World

This book is about Judy when she is learning about endangered animals their teacher Mr. Todd would hold a basket with pieces of paper in it, each piece of paper would have a name of an endangered animal on it. Judy got the Tiger Beetle the most boring endangered animal ever! Not something cool like a tiger or a rhino but a beetle. She was playing doctors with her younger brother , Stink when he grabbed Judy's Crazy Strip packet.

"Hey give me that" shouted Judy "I just want to read about the contest" Judy snatched the packet and sure enough they where having a competition. The box read "we want your design, Crazy Strips are having a competition design your own Crazy Strip and win everyone gets a honourable mention certificate. Their are 12 runner-ups witch will get a years supply of Crazy Strips and their Crazy strip in stores for a month and some cool Crazy Strip glasses. And their will also be a winner who will get a pair of roller blades and their Crazy Strip in stores for a whole year.

"I want to win 1st prize" said Judy and Stink and they grabbed some paper and pencils and started drawing stink started straight away but Judy had no idea what to draw
so she would wait for another day. Judy went for a beetle hunt in the morning and also she got everything that was made from the rainforest for example coffee beans and her moms lipstick . She reduced reused and recycled.

Judy Moody Goes To College

This book is about a girl name "Judy Moody". She has a series of books so there's more of these books going to be on my blog. Shes going to college even though she's still in third grade but Mrs Zeldisimo (her substitute teacher) tells her that she needs a math tutor so she goes to college to find a awesome red headed girl name"Chloe" as her tutor she is so cool Chloe's even making math fun! Like doing graphs for counting beetles ( BMW's) goes to a coffee shop called "Cool Cats" and does multiplication, subtraction and addition with sugar. She turns into a college freak and her friends stop liking her so Chloe suggests going to college with her for the day. She is very excited and got picked on Wednesday in Chloe's gecko green beetle they Tye dye shirts go to the mess hall and Had vege burgers. She loves college so much she doesn't want to leave but she had to on Thursday she went back to her primary school. Alot can happen when your with Judy Moody

Emily Eyefinger

This book is lots and lots of stories about Emily (the girl who was born with a eye on the end of her finger". In this action-packed story she becomes a crook catcher, finds missing things behind the stove, gets a goldfish and names it "Fluffy". Everyone likes the eye on the end of her finger her parents would often ask "do you want to keep it on " and she would say " on one hand I like it and the other i don't ".

Hiccup Harry

This book is about a boy called Harry one day he had a seriously bad case of the hiccups he was hiccuping through most of that day heres the story. Mrs Talbot was reading a poem to everyone when Harry hiccuped "who did that" asked Mrs Talbot Harry raised his hand "get rid of them" Harry nodded. He tried to get rid of them but he didn't know how when it was his turn in the playhouse he asked Sharon Sharon said "sing a song" Harry sung"twinkle twinkle little hic star hic hic hic oh no" the playhouse fell down.Mrs Talbot sent Harry to get a glass of water he walked and walked and finally got a glass of water on his way back a guy asked him what he was doing Harry told him about his hiccups and how they where still there "why don't you do a handstand" said the guy and then he left.Harry counted to three then did a handstand and went down they where gone he went to the class and lived a normal school day

Dog Days

Greg likes to spend his summer holidays indoors the whole summer he play video games. He would have also be able to do the same thing as last summer he and his friend Rowley stayed at his dads luxurious country club called "Live The Life Of A Superstar". When i was there I did feel like a superstar it's fantastic i loved it there it was so cool you got room service whenever youlike they have hot pools and golf courses and you got lots of of ice cream and lollies. Playing ideo games is fun but boring so his mum takes him to the arcade the publiuc pool and other places that he likes its fantastic and he gets a puppy aswell so remember a bad holiday can be a good holiday

Wayside School is Falling Down

This book is about all the kids in Mrs Jewls class. One day Louis the Caretaker was picking pencils and pieces of paper of the grass when a truck came by with a package he got it and went all the way up to Mrs Jewls room Wayside School had one room on every floor Mrs Jewls was on the thirtieth floor. Finally Louis made it the top Sam opened the door for him he put it on the counter Louis opened it and took out a computer. Mrs Jewls said "we can learn much faster with a computer " she standed there then pushed the computer out the window " thats gravity everyone" "why did you do that" asked Louis "because we've been using pencils and pieces of paper to show them gravity but the computer was much faster""oh" . This book has many chapters all about the kids in Mrs Jewls this is a really good book!

Oliver Moon and the Potion Commotion

This book is about a wizard who would usually get up go to magic school learn some spells and potions then come home and have some potion practice to do. But on the 17 May while every ones eating he gets asked by the head teacher to go to her office. He thinks to himself am i in trouble? i don't think i did anything wrong. Once they're at the office she says to Oliver "you and Hayley Hamburger have been chosen to represent our school in the potion commotion ". That day when he got home he had to transform his house from you're everyday house to a wizard house.

The potion commotion was a wizard competition were how ever had the best wizard house and potion would win ten thousand goobers for their school. The judges came round that afternoon looked at the house and and some of Oliver's "Wart Removal Potion" he thought he had done very well and he did until the judges went to their office.The next day at Assembly Oliver and Hayley where asked to stand up were they where the judges went up on stage and said "we have been to 24 schools and we are very proud to announce that porkington school of wizardry has won the potion commotion!

Changing Charlie

Charlie is very good at making faces so good that he scared his mum with a cat impression. Soon later he went downtown to the pet shop, were he makes impressions of a goldfish, budgie, hamster, puppy. But after that he picked up and thrown into a van. He didn't know what to do so he did an impression of a box and chucked himself in the corner. Next thing you know is that another dog is in there with you and you get driven off to the dog show, once there you turn back to a puppy and chucked onto a lead, you run away and then saves the dog show by pretending to be a trophy. What a day!!!

Fergus the Forgetful

Fergus Ferguson has been chosen as the leader of his inter school quiz ball team.Fergus forgets everything not important things but silly things like where to put his clothes and how to make your bed.Fergus now has a method every morning his best friend would come round to his house and check that Fergus hasn't forgotten anything everyday the inter school team of five would go to the library read books about what the question was then every afternoon they would go home.On the day of the quiz ball all teams and families gathered to hall by the ending of lunch their was one more question to answer Fergus slammed his hand down on the buzzer then he forgot the answer the question reader read the question once again "what was Einstein's theory that he made " Fergus figured it out and said "E= MC squared" he got it right the school had won their first ever quiz ball!